Ad Headlines in Health | Alternative Medicine Ad Headlines

If you’re looking for proven ad headlines in the health and alternative medicine markets…here are some to get you started.

I’ve spent a small fortune on books and newsletter subscriptions over the last decade to acquire the most successful direct mail promotions.

These were winners and mailed over-and-over again.

 

Alternative Medicine and Health Ad Headlines Swipe File

Coronaries Cured For Pennies

Prostate Problems GONE In Just 14 Days!

Vinegar Can Be Used For WHAT?

How Modern Chinese Medicine Helps Burn Disease Out Of Your Body

End Your Heart Problems in Three Months or Less For Less Than a Dollar a Day

3000 Times Stronger Than Saw Palmetto

The Blood Sugar Shocker!

Are you paying $80 a month for vitamins?

10-Cent Tummy Tuck Puts Plastic Surgeons Out of Work

What New Medical Discoveries Will Help You Avoid AND Reverse Age Related Memory Loss?

The Biggest Revolution in Medicine in 150 Years

How To Improve Your Eye Health

How The French Live 42 Longer Than Everyone Else

How Gin Soaked Raisins Cured Carmen’s “Hopeless” Arthritis!

High Blood Pressure And High Cholesterol Cured By Fidel Castro?

Herbs That Work Better Than Drugs

Heart Disease Conquered!

Is There Anyone Left We Can Trust?

Healing With Vitamins

Headaches Gone! Chronic Fatigue Banished! Digestive Problems Disappear!

Have You Ever Seen An Old Man Dance The Hoochie Coochie?

Discover How To…Free Yourself From Extra Fat…Quickly, Easily, Safely

Defeat Diabetes With Miracle Vitamins

Cholesterol Lowering Drugs

Cholesterol 150 In Just 10 Days

Chances Are We Have Already Solved Your Problem

Can’t Fall Asleep? Not Staying Asleep? Waking Too Early? Never Again

Beyond Glucosamine And Chondroitin: The Next Breakthrough For Joint Discomfort

Beat Diabetes with Cactus Pills And Cinnamon

Announcing The First Real Breakthrough For Pain Free Joints In More Than A Decade!

2 Drops Is All It Took… To Rub Out Pain Without Pills Or Surgery!

For Every Illness, There Is A Country Where It Simply Doesn’t Exist

Why Would Someone Like You Care About Blood Sugar?

Why Glucosamine And Chondroitin Can’t Touch The Hidden Cause Of Joint And Muscle Pain

Which Bread Is Best For Weight Loss?

Wait Don’t Cut!…Warns Time Magazine About Standard Prostate Treatments That Leave You In Horrible Pain

The Truth About Supplements

The New Chelation Miracle

The K2 Cure

The Greatest New Medicines Of Our Time

The Greatest Medical Team Ever Assembled

The Great Nursing Home Escape

The Great Hip Hoax

The Forbidden Files

The 9 Must Have Nutrients If You’re Over 50…that you’ll never find in even the most popular multivitamins

The 7 Most Dangerous Lies Your Doctor’s Telling You…Even If He Doesn’t Know It

The 23 Cent Life Saver Heart Surgeons Never Tell You About (Clayton Makepeace wrote this one. He helped create the the alternative medicine category, as we know it.)

Speed Up Weight Loss By Slowing Down Blood Sugar

New Harvard Medical School and Johns Hopkins Studies Report…Spectacular Anti-Aging Ingredient Discovered In Red Wine

Soothe Your Arthritis With Soda Pop

How The Silk Moth Helped Scientists…Solve The Riddle Of Arthritis…and how you can now dance away from joint pain

The Most Advanced Healing Techniques On The Planet

Rub Out 20 Years Of Aging

Lose 16 Pounds With This “Wonder Food” And Never Feel Hungry!

New Warning About Healthy Vitamins That Can Trigger Hypertension Strokes And Cancer

Proven! He’s Healing The World’s Most Incurable Conditions…In As Little As Two Minutes

Myth Or Miracle?

Must We Trade High Cholesterol For Memory Loss?

Natural Born Tumor Killers!

Meet The Greatest Medical Team Ever Assembled

Medicine’s Hushed Up 100

Medical Cover-Up

Breakthrough Discoveries: Lose 20 Pounds With New Miracle Weight-Loss Drug

Last Longer

Read This Or Die! (This was one of the ballsiest magalog titles ever penned and its writer, Jim Rutz, is one of the all time greats.)

Is Alternative Medicine Selling Out?

If You Could See Your Overworked Liver — Here’s How It Might Look..

How The “New Old” Will Rule America!

Let Your Grocery Store Be Your Pharmacy

8 Responses to “Ad Headlines in Health | Alternative Medicine Ad Headlines”

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  1. very nice article, I will definitely use them as the basis for my marketing campaigns. Thanks a lot for sharing.

    Robert

  2. admin says:

    Thanks Robert. There are some good ones in there.

  3. So the oldest among these would be from the year 2000? All are relatively recent?

  4. admin says:

    Hey Greg, which one is from the year 2000?

    The Rutz piece is even older, isn’t it?

    Most of these are from 2006-2008, so no, many are not mailing now, couple are though.

    For most purposes these headlines are still perfectly viable — they’re not in the hourly changing world of investment, trading, etc.

  5. Hi Layrence,

    Thank you for your generosity of posting these great health headlines. It’s the most useful information on headling swipe file I have yet to find.

    Janice

  6. Roberta says:

    HAVE YOU SEEN THE ADDSSSS THAT IS POSTED FOR HEALTH HEADLINES DO YOU KNOW HOW DISTURBING THIS IS I AM PRAYING TO GOD AND HOPING THAT YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON IN THIS SHIT WHAT AN ASS HOLE TO PUT SUCH A ADDDDD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU….DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT IS UGLY AND SAD TO SEE THIS KIND OF ADVERTISEMENT ABOUT HUMAN BEINGS LOOKING LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN DEPRIVED OF SLEEEP AND THAT IT LOOKS LIKE EVIL IS TAKING OVER THEM …CLOSE YOUR EYES AND HEED YOUR SLEEP…ROBERTA

  7. Tammy says:

    What is wrong with the person above? What are they talking about? Makes no sense at all.

  8. Lawrence Bernstein says:

    Hey Mike, thanks for this! Love to catch up with you in LV.

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